This Goes Out To Stupid People Who Loves To Forward Chain Messages

This is Tara and John, the directors of MSN. We would like to sincerely apologize for the interruption, but msn is closing down. We know many of these messages have been sent out lately, and that they wouldn't be true. However, this one is in fact true, and it will occur soon.

MSN will begin to charge you money soon. This is due to the fact that too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the names (ie. making up lots of different accounts for just one person). Therefore, we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. We would not reccommend this, because if in the future you'd like to use MSN, and you don't send this message on, you will be CHARGED to use MSN monthly. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. As we said this before, this is no joke, and we will be shutting down the servers. Please send it on. We do not want to be receiving phone calls stating that your MSN will not open, or that you are being charged for using it - because this will be your fauly for not sending it on. The estimated cost for MSN monthly will be about ten dollars CAN.

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn icon will become blue.


Regards,
Tara and John
(Directors and Operators of MSN.com, Hotmail, Windows Live Hotmail, etc)

If you're one of them who is stupid enough to believe that MSN IS SHUTTING DOWN, then you should be watching the news more often! If MSN starts charging people, it would be the talk of the town. Everyone in the world would be cussing their brains inside out. And the media would pick up on this. Secondly, if MSN WANTS TO SHUT DOWN THEIR SERVICES, they can just send you an official message with their logo plastered all over the page, and again, IT WILL BE THE TALK OF THE TOWN! Thirdly, there are 26 letters and 10 number combinations. Thats at least

61,561,195,800,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000

different combinations. You will NEVER run out of names for your account! If MSN wants to close your email account, all you have to do is just be inactive! And they will close it for you automatically! And lastly, people never call MSN! If you encounter any problem, you would just email them the situation!

Listen you stupid people, the only reason why they want you to forward chain messages (else you die etc) is because the more you send it out, the more emails the spam scumbags will have. And they can sell these shitload of emails to companies for millions of dollars and these companies would send spams to your accounts; while you get nothing. Remember why suddenly you have so much junkmails in your account? Because these fucktards, aka your friends, have been sending out forwarded emails to everyone in their contacts, including you.

So one way to detect a spam message is to look out for spelling errors. For example in this forwarded email, the word 'reccommend' is misspelled. For a reputable organization like MSN, they have paid people to proofread their letters before sending it out to the masses.

So don't be stupid. Inform this to your stupid friends. So I won't end up with so many junkmails in my account.